Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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