Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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