I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
Plan B is the new Plan A
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
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