so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Randomize
