dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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