so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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