i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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