Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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