You're my little dorito
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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