Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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