Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
