He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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