You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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