i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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