Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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