i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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