Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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