he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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