He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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