so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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