help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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