Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Randomize
