You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
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