Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
well you can't waste a boner
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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