"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
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its like you know when i get waxed
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
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