He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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