I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
We're like a lot better than the average bears
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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