Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
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