Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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