It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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