On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
He had one of those small greek statue penises
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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