I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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