she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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