I wish I could punch you in the face.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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