I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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