I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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