i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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