I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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