I've blown a few things in my day
if only i could text you this smell
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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