what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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