I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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