There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Im part way to drunk.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
