she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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