NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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