My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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