you would pick up someone in the library
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
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