Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
is it fun? or sober?
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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