gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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