is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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