opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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